Anyone who knows me, knows I always aim high. It's never enough that I just do something, I have to put everything I have into whatever I do. Just once, I'm Aiming Low. WHAT? Yes. Okay, well sort of, aiming low. Actually I'm aiming high to be Aiming Low. Confused? See, there's this amazing writer's conference called Aiming Low, The Perfectly Mediocre Non-Conference, that I'd love to attend, but I have to convince the lovely ladies of Simply Sassy Media to pay for my weekend. So in the spirit of competition, I've written the (hopefully) winning post below, in the form of an Ode. I hope you enjoy it!
Ode to Aiming Low
by Lisa Weidknecht of Planet Weidknecht
"Oh, Aiming Low, I've avoided you all my life
and yet I yearn to reach you.
The Gardens of Georgia are calling me
to make some friends anew.
I will try my best to behave myself
and represent Simply Sassy,
But even non-conferences get out of hand
so Aiming Low is classy.
I'll be packing my sponsored clothing
into a branded travel bag,
I will blog all I learn from the non-con
and maybe score some swag.
Yes, I'll be Aiming Low all weekend
and sending out Sassy tweets,
I'll update my status with photos galore
and share all the gossip sweets.
I admire the Simply Sassy Media team
for helping bloggers grow,
Send me, dear ones, send me for free
to frolic at Aiming Low!"